Saturday, September 12, 2009
The rest of the world can't be wrong...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The things we can do.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Bettman's a hoser.
We all know it, but it's become abundantly clear: Gary Bettman hates Canada.
If there's one thing in the world Americans allow us, it's hockey. Hockey is ours. It's always been ours, and until Bettman became the Commish, there was never a thought that it could ever be anyone else's. But 15 years ago, the League wanted someone who could expand into the US. It's where the money is. I get that. In his first three years, he oversaw the relocation of three classic northern teams to the south - Winnipeg to Phoenix, Minnesota to Dallas, and Quebec to Colorado. The only city to get a team back since then is Minnesota, but I think even those fans would agree that it's just not the same cheering for the Wilds as it was for the North Stars. Wouldn't it be odd to see a team in Winnipeg that wasn't the Jets? "Um.... thanks for the team? We'd like our old one back, thanks."
The first decade of his mandate was hands down successful. He scored major contracts with Fox and then ABC/ESPN. Money the likes he'd never see from Canadian broadcastors. But that was pre-lockouts. First Fox and then ESPN didn't renew their contracts because they considered them over-valued. Now it's on Versus which is an itty bitty cable station by comparison. Apparently, Southerners don't give a flying fig about hockey. Who knew? Well... we did.
I understand the business acumen of trying to eke a bigger payday out of what appears to be a substantially bigger market. Phoenix has a larger population than Winnipeg - that'll never change despite the stupidity of human beings setting up house in a desert, but I digress... Phoenix is bigger, therefore more potential-hockey-fans-in-the-making. But that is where logic stops supporting Gary, and starts playing against him. It's hockey. It's a desert. Give. Your. Head. A. Shake. They don't care. They will never care. And they've proven that by putting the team's owner $100 million in the hole. Time to give up beating that dead horse, Gary.
And then we've got Balsille. That dude wants a hockey team, like soooooo baaad. He's being a bit of a smartass brat about it, sure, but he's tried twice now to do it the "right" way, so circumventing the League or not, he's doing his damnedest to get his own way. And he's a rich successful businessman not cool with being shut down, least of all by a schmuck like Bettman. He's got the cash and he really, really wants his toy. He will stomp his feet until he gets one. Figuratively. I presume.
Aside from Gary's sob story about not wanting to abandon the Arizona fans (because he doesn't like relocating teams??
So the only option left is that Gary hates Canada. Wonder what it is we did? Further to that, what's the point? I mean, we're Canada! You can't even let us have hockey?!? Really? Reeeeally?
For his sake, I hope he gets over it, because from where I sit, if he keeps this up, he just might be out of a job.
And I just might be okay with that.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Kids these days...
It is a parent's job to establish and maintain moral and behavioural guidelines and boundaries for their kids. Part of the maturing process is struggling against those confines; breaking the rules, pushing the boundaries. To some extent, I would encourage this. Afterall, parents don't always know best. But for the most part, we rely on our parents to be our compass. We look to them to show us how to behave. Howbeit our parents are not perfect, so neither are we. But that's okay!
Alas, even as one of them, I must agree with the generalization that this generation has its' full share of brats. But if we're the brats, our parents are the enablers. It's no surprise to anyone, I don't think, that today's parents seem more concerned with being their kid's buddy, than that they've broken a rule and misbehaved. Parents want to be Loooooooved! They don't feel like they really knew their parents, or that their parents ever really loved them enough, and dammit if they're going to let their kids feel the same. And so they spoil and call it love. Some are even proud of their spoiling and with that, I want to show them a dictionary (to spoil: To damage irreparably; ruin). Nothing to be proud of.
Moreover, it is the manifestation of their guilt. Both parents likely have careers. They work long hours outside the home and perhaps feel like they're not giving as much time to their families as they'd like. So following through on consequences when their teen skips school or doesn't take the garbage out, well, that's just not really fair is it? I mean, they're a good kid, right? "He's just acting out. If I wasn't working until 7pm every night, Johnny would feel as loved as he deserves and wouldn't cut class." Oh yes, it's all very well documented behavioural psychology. Society has given kids a new lexicon with which to manipulate their parents' guilt to their own ends. We make a lot of excuses for them.
So when do we smarten up? As the next generation of parents, how do we fare? Worse? As we delay starting families for decades, and become even more unwilling to sacrifice our own selfish lives, do we become even more thoroughly out-of-touch parents than even our parents were? I really don't know how we're going to do. Today's babies will never know anything as archaic as telephones with cords attaching them to the wall, or a world without Google. As kids the worst we had it was Ronald McDonald enticing us to eat Happy Meals, but today's children are bombarded with media telling them what to eat, wear, think, do, love, hate... as parents, do we even have a chance?
These are the things I think about as I contemplate how ready I might be to give it a go. It's terrifying. I only hope when the time comes, I'll be strong enough in my convictions and confident enough in my choices, that I will be the parent my children require of me. Not their friend, their parent.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Stick a pin in 'em. They're done.
A quick history lesson for those of you who don't have a clear understanding of Canadian demographics: After our troops returned home from WWII (about 1947), well... they and their wives, they got it on. A lot. All of the couples who weren't able to begin or expand their families during the 8 to 9 years of war and clean-up, now did so eagerly. The same thing happened in the States, Australia, and Britain though their troops came home much sooner so their Booms are considered to have started in 1945. The Canadian Baby-boom lasted until 1966, but between 1947 and 1957 the population increased by a whopping 20% in just 10 years.
Following the Boom, came the Bust. Enter the 60s and 70s. Women's lib, along with other factors like raging inflation and the widespread implementation of birth control (!), meant that a lot less babies were born. Another contributing factor was merely that those of child-bearing years were born during WWII, and there just weren't that many of them. Less young parents equals less babies. This demographic cohort has been widely known as Generation X.
As the Boomers started a'child-rearing in the 80s and 90s, their offspring became known as the Baby-boom Echo or Generation Y. Again, lots of 20-somethings, means lots of babies.
Basically what it means, is the Baby-boom generation has been an undeniable driving force in our culture. Because it is preportionately so much a bigger part of the population, their whole lives, they have been catered to in almost all areas. Advertisers, marketers and all things market-driven have focused on Boomer needs as they age - following the money in such a massive cohort. Since birth, Boomers have always gotten exactly what they've wanted, when they've needed it. Imagine what that has done for their collective psyche.
Obviously this is a pretty simplistic view of our country's demographics, but you get the picture.
And so we get down to why I care about demographics. Well.. because they've got too much power over my life. Once I was made aware of their implications, it's easy to see them at play everywhere. You see, my parents are Boomers. I'm an Echo. Being at the forefront of these demographic cohorts has dictated much of the consequences of our lives and therefore molded the way we've seen our world.
The common complaint against we Echos is that we're spoiled, entitled brats. We've never had to struggle and we think the world is owed to us on a silver spoon. I'm not going to argue that, as I know there are groups of those kids out there, but more and more I'm seeing that same spoiled, entitled, bratty behaviour coming from the soon-to-be-retired Boomers. If the Boomers are our parents, well gee, I wonder where we got it from?!
I work at CBC and have been a permanent employee here for 3 years come July. Like the rest of the broadcasting industry, this recession has hit our advertising dollars hard and we're feeling it to the tune of 800 layoffs across the country. I am very much on the block. Doesn't feel so good, but I don't blame the Corp. I truly feel our management has done all they can to prevent this.
However, if a pink slip comes my way on May 18th, I know exactly who to point fingers at. You see, the Corp's hope was that almost all of the job cuts would be taken care of by voluntary retirements. Due to previous funding cuts resulting in workforce reductions, the CBC is left with a rapidly aging staff. Fulltime staff is dangerously inpreportionately Boomers, many very close to having their retirement numbers if they haven't already got them.
In my mind as an Echo, the retirement incentive is sweet; 1 years pay severance with an unreduced pension. For our generation, the idea of a pension is a bit of Holy Grail. We don't really expect to see a pension ... Ever. We know the Boomers will have drained public and private pension plans dry long before 2045 when the first of us would qualify. There simply aren't enough in the Bust and subsequent Echos to pay into them in any kind of sustaining way. So we've accepted it. It's not in the cards for us. Our retirements are our individual responsibilities; Start your RRSPs now!
My frustration has been mounting over the past few weeks as I hear more and more "should-be" retirees bitching and moaning about how the package isn't good enough. Historically, CBC severance has been a much more lucrative offering - often up to two years pay. My jaw drops at that and then falls to the floor when I hear that despite the differences in the situation and our society's financial woes, that 2 years is still the expectation. Brats. Spoiled, entitled, unneccessarily greedy, Brats.
I've yet to have one of the refusers explain to me exactly what it is they think is owed to them. They have been paid handily for their 30 plus years of service including what are still commonly referred to as the CBC "glory years" where money flowed and ridiculous amounts of overtime and freebees were the norm. Why is it that they should get an extra dime out of the Corp simply for retiring with full numbers? It doesn't make any sense to me. In my mind, you work, you're paid for it, that is where obligation ends. This expectation that your employer owes you more than that for *nothing* boggles the mind. I believe in unions and collective agreements, but this surpasses rights earned through collective bargaining. This is tantamount to greed at it's worst.
And so the frustrations mount. The work environment now pits oldtimers against the newbies in a stare-down that the newbies can't hope to win. We try to appeal to their decency, but their selfishness can't help but outweigh any sense of fairness to their younger colleagues. Precidents have been set, and that must mean they deserve it - earned or not. It is the way of the Boomer.
I don't begrudge them living out their later years on their cushy pensions. Those, they have earned and I envy them their futures. That's why I don't feel I'm asking them to even really give up anything! Go! Enjoy your retirement! Spend time with your grandkids. Travel. Do charity work. Or don't! Do nothing if you prefer. But please, just go. We're your children and you're hurting us.
You see, I ask nothing more than to have the oppurtunity they had. I'd like to have the financial stability to buy a home and start a family. I'd like to count on being able to be a productive contributor to the company and society. Is that so much to ask? That my life be able to begin?
And what of the poor Busters who long ago hit the glass ceiling that is the Boomers in top jobs? They've been waiting decades for Boomers to finally retire out of the best paying management positions, and it looks like they will continue to wait. The Boomers don't realize how comparatively easy they've had it, carving their ways through the world with their sheer force of numbers. Moreover, they don't care. I just wish they'd look beneath them every now and then to see the people struggling in their wake. We may give the impression that we're the silver spoon generation, but we're struggling. Oh man are we struggling!
It's time Baby-Boomers. You've had the last 60 years to dominate the North American Will. Please pass the torch.
Afterall... it's owed to us. We deserve it.
Or so you've taught us...
Monday, March 30, 2009
He should know better...
Turns out, yes, he is. Chris Wallace, Fox's interviewer tried his damnedest to get Harper to criticize Obama and lambaste America's current public policymakers, but to his credit Harper didn't embarrass us too badly. I'm trying to be the bigger person in saying that. I'll admit that I was cursing and swearing this morning when I heard he'd given Fox an interview, but after reading the transcript I have to say that besides him sitting down with them in the first place (which I still think was a bad PR move), there's not a heck of a lot bitch about. Like I said, Wallace tried to get him to talk shit, but in the end, Harper kept his head and even went so far as to appear moderate. Read below:
WALLACE: You were the last industrial nation to go into recession, and one of the great joys of this job is you study up on things, and I learned that, in fact, in 2007, you started cutting taxes, and your corporate tax rate is 10 points lower than it is here in the U.S. Am I correct in that, sir?
HARPER: I -- I forget what the relevant American rate is, but I can tell you that our goal is to have a combined federal-provincial corporate tax rate of no more than 25 percent. We’re on target to do that by 2012. We will have significantly -- by a significant margin the lowest corporate tax rates in the G-7, and that’s our -- our government’s objective.
WALLACE: Do you believe that’s better for the economy than President Obama’s plan to raise taxes on the wealthy and some businesses?
HARPER: Well, I’m not going to be drawn in, Chris, as you can imagine, to commenting on American domestic policy. Let me just say that the United States has a significantly different problem than Canada, which is even before this recession, the United States was running a significant budgetary deficit. Canada is in budgetary deficit now only because of the recession, only because of stimulus measures, and we will come out of it. We will go back into surplus position when the economy recovers. So there is no need in Canada to raise taxes. I’m -- as a conservative, I tend to oppose raising taxes at the best of times. But we have not got the structural budgetary deficit that exists in the United States. It obviously limits the administration’s options.
While he doesn't come out and say "Bush screwed you guys, Obama's doing the right thing", that's certainly what he implies.
What I find even more frustrating is that until recently (and by that, I mean not until this fall's election campaign 3 years *after* becoming Prime Minister), Harper refused all media requests for interviews. He's only sat down with CBC twice - once with Mansbridge during the campaign, and then again the day of Obama's visit. Both times, I thought Peter was even-handed and fair and Harper wasn't put on the spot anymore than Opposition Leaders have been when they've had their many, many opportunities. So up until 6 months ago, Harper hated the media. He couldn't control it so he shunned it. But things seem different now. He knows he has an image problem so, he's getting out there. My problem is how.
Not only did he choose to sit with Fox while in Washington, but also with foreign correspondants from Canwest (Global) and CTV. Who's missing there?
Yeah, yeah, we know he doesn't like the CBC. The past weeks' funding disputes have highlighted his antipathy about CBC's existence. But to obviously make a point of granting right-leaning media access to him and exclusively leave CBC out... well again, that's just sketch. If he's really trying to fix his image, he needs better PR people. It doesn't help him win centrist voters to appear more and more propagandist based on his choice of medium. The medium is the message, remember? Even if his words are moderate and fair, choosing only to appear in right-wing media is a mistake. It's still merely preaching to the choir, catering to his base. That's not going to work. He's tried that in the past two elections and only wound up with a minority each time and not because he won the elections, but more that the Liberals lost them.
So if he's trying to make himself look better, I'm not sure he's figured out how. I'm happy to let Harper continue to screw up his image. I'd simply prefer he didn't do it on the international stage and drag us along with him.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Day Light Savings Rocks
Or at least *now* it's most of the year. I never thought I'd say this, but thank-you George Bush. With daylight savings earlier it means that it's 7pm and I still don't have to turn the lights on. In March. Fan-freakin-tastic.
So it's coming. Tomorrow is supposed to be 14 degrees and sunset's not until 7:30ish. The weather, I'm sure, is a tease, but the sun never lies... Winter has an end. Spring is coming.
Wahoo!
Friday, March 13, 2009
The Brits, they know a thing or two.
Friday, February 27, 2009
You can be my Yoko Ono
I've given it a day or two to sink in to see how I really feel about it. Sure I'm sad, but mostly I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed that he thinks he needs to leave to do solo work which doesn't make sense because he's been doing that for at least the past 5 years. I'm disappointed that the new woman in his life might just possibly have something to do with this, and I'm disappointed by his timing. The guys have been talking for months about their "big 20th anniversary" this year. There was supposed to be a box set and a celebratory tour in the fall.
So why couldn't he have waited? What is so pressing right this very moment that he didn't feel he needed to live up to those commitments? Not that I know him on any kind of personal level, but it just doesn't seem like him. He and the rest of the band have always taken their obligations to their fans very seriously. More than any other musical act I've seen, they are true performers. Their shows aren't about special effects or highly choreographed dance numbers (at least ones that aren't done in jest). Their shows are about them just being themselves. They are fallible, humble and self-deprecating in their hilarity. They are consummate professionals. As such, considering how long they've be hyping their 20th year, it's a surprise that Steven wouldn't ride it out.
Steve has often been criticized for seeming aloof and standoffish when he's not "on". Offstage, not performing he seems uncomfortable with the attention. As intelligent as he so obviously is, he doesn't have a heck of a lot to say to his gushing followers. He's appreciative, but never seems to want to deal with the fame aspect of his career. Can't really blame the guy.
Then he meets this new girl. The break-up of his marriage didn't surprise me. Anyone who's paid attention to his lyrics has been party to the progression and then demise of that relationship. But this new girl seems to pump up his ego like his high school sweetheart never did. The MySpace superfan has managed to intrigue him in a way that has captivated him instead of turn him off. Wow, that seems a little harsh, but getting him caught with coke doesn't win her too many points with me. She simply doesn't seem to fit the life he's created for himself as a family man who's passionate about social justice and the environment. And perhaps that's exactly why he's into her? It's disappointing that his "life is just one big pun". Middle-life crisis? Really?
But more than anything, I'm disappointed that I didn't have a chance to say good-bye. I know they're not going anywhere - not really. But a little heads up and a chance to see them all together one last time would've been nice. I just listened to the download of their last show from the cruise they just wrapped up, and well Steve, I love ya, but it kinda sucked. You were funny and all, but I sure wish that your last gig as a Lady would've been as stellar as I'm used to instead of the flat, strained, note-missing attempt that it was. Oh well... That's the fallible part of them that we love. I've seen these guys live more times than I can remember and I now cherish how obsessive Mark has been in making sure I got to see every show they played, being at a bookstore in North York or the ACC or the Mod Club. I have an iPod full of classics and improvs that won't leave the rotation for quite a long while. My consolation is that living in the boys' hometown, I have every expectation that they'll perform together somewhere, for something, eventually.
I guess in the end, the guys don't owe me a thing. They've given voice to many different times of my life and I hear new things in their lyrics all of the time that make me smile, weep or both. Thanks Ladies, for the past 20 years.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Oprah's a Bad Influence
I watched Oprah the other day... yes, I'm that girl... It was an episode about money and being thrifty in hard economic times and there was a segment about a woman who makes it her "job" to save her family as much money on groceries as possible. Sounds rational, doesn't it? So I watched hoping to get some tips I could apply. In the end I was horrified by her methods so much so that I wrote to Oprah about it.
A little backstory: The woman took us to the supermarket. Amongst her tips for buying on sale, etc. her main advice is to use coupons. Now I've been known to benefit from a coupon or two, but in good conscience I could never go to her extreme. "See this bag of carrots is on sale for 49 cents, but I have a coupon for 50 cents, so FREE CARROTS!! And check to see if your store accepts double coupons because then you can save twice as much. This bottle of shampoo is 88 cents, but I have two 50 cent coupons so THAT'S FREE TOO!" And so on, and so on... In the end, her $127 worth of groceries (all on sale already) cost her $37 because of coupons. In my mind, this kind of consumer is evil. It's selfish and it's wrong.
My comment to Oprah is below:
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I have to say straight out that while watching this show two days ago, I couldn't help but be disappointed that this is the kind of behaviour that Oprah is promoting. Can't you all see that this kind of consumerism is narrow-minded, short-sighted and incredibly selfish? Perhaps it is because I'm Canadian (and have more of a socialist mind), but I see this as an extension of the mindset that has got America into trouble in the first place. "What I want. What I need." - with no thought to cause and effect.
Nothing is free. Nothing should be free. Everything comes from somewhere. Someone grew those carrots and spent time and energy and money to do so. Someone made that shampoo. Someone had to drive the truck to get everything to the store and someone had to stack the shelves. The farmer and the resource miner and the manufacturer are the backbone of any economy and the American consumer seems intent on screwing them any and every chance they can because it helps their immediate individual bottom line. $127 worth of groceries should never cost less than $40. Coupons are not money. They are a reward for being a loyal consumer. Who's winning in that situation? It might seem like you are, but that's a fallacy. How are you helping the economy? The farmer's being screwed because he's getting pennies for his produce. The manufacturer has to layoff line workers because they can't sell their product for the cost it takes to make it. What you all seem to fail to realize is that eventually, that's going to come back to bite you. Economies are cyclical. What goes around, comes around. If you insist on getting your carrots for free, next time, there may be no carrots on the shelf for you to scam. Or at the very least, the farmer will have a lot less revenue to spend in turn on your services.
It's going to be a long and painful lesson for Americans to learn how to pay for things what they're *really* worth. Products in America are ridiculously cheap compared to prices paid around the globe. You don't realize this, but neither do you seem to care. Shampoo should *never* cost only 88 cents in the first place, and scamming it for free is wrong. It's stealing. It's taking food out of someone else's mouth for the sake of your own pocketbook. Shame on you. Fair value and fair trade are ideas that "Joe the Plumber" will struggle to identify with as Americans have never been good at thinking how their actions affect others. There is an inherent selfishness in the American psyche that I'm not sure will ever go away. So far this is and will continue to be your downfall.
The trick is everyone insists on being "paid what they're worth", but they refuse to pay someone else enough for the value they offer. This deficit *will be* recouped somewhere down the line. Nothing is free. Everything comes from somewhere and a price must be paid for it either in cash money or in kind.
I heartily implore that as more and more layoffs occur and more families are struggling to make ends meet, please try to bear in mind what affect your actions will have down the line. If you want cheap produce, go to a farmer's market. That way you know that every penny is going to the person who's done the work. If you must save every dime you can, by all means, wait for the sales, comparison shop, be savvy. But "double couponing" is just immoral if it means getting things for free. You may be having a hard go of it, and that's unfortunate, but if you're thinking "better him than me", you're only hurting yourself because eventually, you're just biting the hand that feeds you.
Flair for the dramatic
But it seems that mostly I'm not entirely incorrect, and have influenced others in what I think are positive ways. So what the heck, I'll give this a shot.
I haven't quite decided my goals for this blog, so don't be surprised if one day I'm critiquing a movie and the next railing against international injustices. I do my best to listen to others and educate myself before I open my mouth, but admit there are moments where my feelings spew straight from the heart.
For those of you who take the time to read and/or comment on my ramblings, thank-you. It's good to be validated!